The Diary of a Secret Royal: (Almost!) True Stories from Inside the Royal Family

The most scandalous Royal book of the year

In a rapidly changing world the Royal Family own swathes of the country, most of the seabed and more money than anyone could ever spend. It is the role of the Chamberlain of the NDAs to keep things that way.

From transgressions to successions, travesties to majesties, follow eighteen months in the life of trusted toady Fenton Footlicker Esquire as he takes Queen Elizabeth to rehab, foils a breakout from the Balmoral Labour Camp and runs a counter-espionage unit of royal lookalikes – the Crown Duals.

Fenton knows better than anyone that without the monarchy UK tourism would instantly collapse. Which is why he calls himself the Royal Flush: because he always cleans up the messes his charges leave behind.

From the Publisher

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Mudlark
Publication date ‏ : ‎ 28 Sept. 2023
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Print length ‏ : ‎ 256 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0008641781
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0008641788
Item weight ‏ : ‎ 460 g
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 14.1 x 3 x 22.2 cm
Best Sellers Rank: 195,954 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) 356 in Espionage Biographies 607 in Political Leader Biographies 687 in Satires
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